A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead stop in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse
than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the
hold-up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so much so that she
stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and
set herself afire. She says her husband is running around on her more
than ever and the Democrats have told her to forget about running for
president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far ?"
The officer replies, "About 4-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.

I'll donate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll send a tanker truck!

I have matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU SET UP SOME BLEACHERS?? WE ALL WANNA WATCH.................

THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS US ALL..........

The only good news about Hilliary having a best-seller is now she can afford liposuction!!!
Jeff