A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O. K. Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

I thought this was hilorous. My wife did not think it was funny.

Yea I showed my wife too....sadly I think she's lost her sense of humour.

Braver men than I have responded before me.

Diplomicy my lads,if you can handle this miniscule "misunderstanding" at home then you are on your way to being ambassedor to Zimbabwe.A wsord to the wise.... DO NOT bring up the word douche.

I've seen this before but it's always good for a chuckle
Reminds me of God looking down on Adam and Eve after they just finished fornicating. Eve wades out into the water and starts to wash herself, God claspes his hands over his cheeks and exclaims, NOW THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT!

Swheeler - now that was funny. I don't think my wife will like that one either.

I heard it a little different. She says "what about the smell?" he says "if it dies it dies".