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Oh the smell!

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09 February 2011, 18:54
Skipper488
Oh the smell!
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O. K. Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.


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12 February 2011, 22:19
Singleshot03
I thought this was hilorous. My wife did not think it was funny.
13 February 2011, 02:38
calgarychef1
Yea I showed my wife too....sadly I think she's lost her sense of humour.
13 February 2011, 05:32
308Sako
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13 February 2011, 09:59
Norman Conquest
Diplomicy my lads,if you can handle this miniscule "misunderstanding" at home then you are on your way to being ambassedor to Zimbabwe.A wsord to the wise.... DO NOT bring up the word douche.
14 February 2011, 04:58
swheeler
I've seen this before but it's always good for a chuckle Big Grin
Reminds me of God looking down on Adam and Eve after they just finished fornicating. Eve wades out into the water and starts to wash herself, God claspes his hands over his cheeks and exclaims, NOW THE FISH ARE GOING TO SMELL LIKE THAT!
15 February 2011, 04:42
Singleshot03
Swheeler - now that was funny. I don't think my wife will like that one either.Smiler
16 February 2011, 09:11
dwheels
I heard it a little different. She says "what about the smell?" he says "if it dies it dies".