Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife says, “Where the hell have you been?”

Larry replies: “I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.”

“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”

“Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.”

“Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.”

“Three, I like how money feels in my hand.”

“And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

He Probably Never Heard The Shot!