04 February 2011, 22:21
butchlocmoney
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife says, “Where the hell have you been?”
Larry replies: “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.”
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
“Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.”
“Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.”
“Three, I like how money feels in my hand.”
“And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
05 February 2011, 03:24
MoremonteHe Probably Never Heard The Shot!
