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A handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at John and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

John says, "You know what, I bet he will."

Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't.


John placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to John, saying, "Fair's fair... here's your money."

John replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. ”

Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
John took the money.

Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress
 
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Snort...
 
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It would be funny except she really is that stupid.
 
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Ditto!


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Money's her thing in Congress too. She's been appointed to the house panel overseeing the finance sector(Maxine Waters' committee overseeing Wall Street and Banking). That's really some scary schizz! Eeker
 
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Sounds like she has the right qualifications for Congress! clap


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The Scary and Sad part is that the people who voted her into office would not understand this joke.
 
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Originally posted by J Wisner:
The Scary and Sad part is that the people who voted her into office would not understand this joke.


Wait..it was a joke shocker


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Alexandria Occasionally-Coherent. Gotta love democracy. Confused Roll Eyes Confused


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Whenever I see this person on the TV screen for some odd reason the words to that late 50's song come to mind,'Bimbo,Bimbo'.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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She is ALMOST the dumbest person on the planet.
Only her constituents rank higher....


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I can handle folks who are arrogant.
Folks who are both ignorant and arrogant are simply a train-wreck!

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Excuse me right here.Iv'e had enough. I am at an age where I can complain in truth. I have seen these socialists over the years + their program is to destroy the the democratic process.PERIOD! I have a real problem suffering idiots.


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So, let me understand this, she paid her debt? Why didn't she declare bankruptcy? Oh! She's not a Republican, she's a socialist! I get it.
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