16 January 2019, 05:06
loiblbAlexandria
A handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at John and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
John says, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't.
John placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to John, saying, "Fair's fair... here's your money."
John replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. ”
Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
John took the money.
Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress
16 January 2019, 07:32
lavacaIt would be funny except she really is that stupid.
16 January 2019, 10:30
Use Enough GunMoney's her thing in Congress too. She's been appointed to the house panel overseeing the finance sector(Maxine Waters' committee overseeing Wall Street and Banking). That's really some scary schizz!
16 January 2019, 16:16
SaeedSounds like she has the right qualifications for Congress!
17 January 2019, 00:57
J WisnerThe Scary and Sad part is that the people who voted her into office would not understand this joke.
17 January 2019, 02:50
Rollandquote:
Originally posted by J Wisner:
The Scary and Sad part is that the people who voted her into office would not understand this joke.
Wait..it was a joke
17 January 2019, 05:19
Michael RobinsonAlexandria Occasionally-Coherent. Gotta love democracy.
19 January 2019, 09:11
NormanConquestWhenever I see this person on the TV screen for some odd reason the words to that late 50's song come to mind,'Bimbo,Bimbo'.
23 January 2019, 00:55
ZekeShikarShe is ALMOST the dumbest person on the planet.
Only her constituents rank higher....
I can handle folks who are ignorant.
I can handle folks who are arrogant.
Folks who are both ignorant and arrogant are simply a train-wreck!
Zeke
23 January 2019, 09:21
NormanConquestExcuse me right here.Iv'e had enough. I am at an age where I can complain in truth. I have seen these socialists over the years + their program is to destroy the the democratic process.PERIOD! I have a real problem suffering idiots.
25 January 2019, 04:44
PeterSo, let me understand this, she paid her debt? Why didn't she declare bankruptcy? Oh! She's not a Republican, she's a socialist! I get it.
Peter