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#1 a guy goes into a bar + tells the waitress that he'd like some old tailor whiskey + she says, make up your mind, we have both. #2 Guy goes into a truck stop + tells the waitress that he sure would like a little pussy + she says, so would I. Mines big as a hubcap. #3 Guy comes in the cafe + asks the waitress out saying, how would you like me to slip you 9"? She says , sounds great but I don't think you could get it up 3 times. #4 True story here. We used to stop a a coffee shop on the way to the job a million years ago + our crew chief (who thought himself a real ladies man) told the waitress that old comment when sipping his coffee, "My, that's sweet. What did you do, stick your finger in it?" She replies immediately, "Sure did, + then I stirred your coffee." He stormed out of the coffee shop + said, "You couldn't satisfy that bitch if you had a 14" dick + a 300 lb. nigger sitting on your ass!" He was 'eloquent' that way. Never mistake motion for action. | ||
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Now that you used the word "nigger" in a post your chances to run for the presidency has fallen to zero. _______________________________ Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska www.CalPappas.com www.CalPappas.blogspot.com 1994 Zimbabwe 1997 Zimbabwe 1998 Zimbabwe 1999 Zimbabwe 1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation 2000 Australia 2002 South Africa 2003 South Africa 2003 Zimbabwe 2005 South Africa 2005 Zimbabwe 2006 Tanzania 2006 Zimbabwe--vacation 2007 Zimbabwe--vacation 2008 Zimbabwe 2012 Australia 2013 South Africa 2013 Zimbabwe 2013 Australia 2016 Zimbabwe 2017 Zimbabwe 2018 South Africa 2018 Zimbabwe--vacation 2019 South Africa 2019 Botswana 2019 Zimbabwe vacation 2021 South Africa 2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later) ______________________________ | |||
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And I was going to vote for him too | |||
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I dunno. I don't trust anyone from Austin nomo | |||
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No worries Lamar, I don't live in Austin proper, I live on the outskirts several miles out of a small community (not so small anymore). You know, I wouldn't be interested in that office on a bet. And Cal, all I did was repeat what someone else said, but I agree, that is enough to clean your clock. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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