#1 a guy goes into a bar + tells the waitress that he'd like some old tailor whiskey + she says, make up your mind, we have both.
#2 Guy goes into a truck stop + tells the waitress that he sure would like a little pussy + she says, so would I. Mines big as a hubcap.
#3 Guy comes in the cafe + asks the waitress out saying, how would you like me to slip you 9"? She says , sounds great but I don't think you could get it up 3 times.
#4 True story here. We used to stop a a coffee shop on the way to the job a million years ago + our crew chief (who thought himself a real ladies man) told the waitress that old comment when sipping his coffee, "My, that's sweet. What did you do, stick your finger in it?" She replies immediately, "Sure did, + then I stirred your coffee." He stormed out of the coffee shop + said, "You couldn't satisfy that bitch if you had a 14" dick + a 300 lb. nigger sitting on your ass!" He was 'eloquent' that way.

Now that you used the word "nigger" in a post your chances to run for the presidency has fallen to zero.

And I was going to vote for him too

I dunno.
I don't trust anyone from Austin nomo

No worries Lamar, I don't live in Austin proper, I live on the outskirts several miles out of a small community (not so small anymore). You know, I wouldn't be interested in that office on a bet. And Cal, all I did was repeat what someone else said, but I agree, that is enough to clean your clock.