HOW MOSES GOT THE

10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make

your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for

living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'



So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have

Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord

said,

'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'


Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the

Lord said,

'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'



Then He went to the French and said,

'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the

Lord said,

'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu! Not commit adultery? We're not

interested.'



Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are

they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'



There. That, should tick off just about

everybody.....

leaves us Protestants to just enjoy...

Ditto Rich

Good One. All Inclusive!!

To the Protestants they are just suggestions!
Peter.