O.K.,3rd time around. The point is that there are no new jokes,only renditions thereof.So,on this site we give the punchline only. How many can you guess +/or contribute? I will start. "Well Mabel that one's eating my popcorn."

Elephant trunk penis transplant.

He has a better HMO than the other two.

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Originally posted by DKing:
Elephant trunk penis transplant.

What is a "dinner roll"?

A guy sneaks a duck into the movies and sits next to two old ladies.

I think that is the start to my punchline but mine was a chicken.

To complete the joke (as I heard it) he had the duck stuffed down the front of his pants and the duck gets restless so he unzips his pants so the duck can get its head out to breath. Shorty, one of the old ladies whispers to the other, "the man next to me has his penis out", the other old lady says "don't pay any attention to it". To which the first old lady says:.......

Yep,same joke.

O.K. we'll try another, Then the hairlip said"Well,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"

Five.

One to hold the light bulb, four to turn the ladder.


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