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25 March 2016, 11:00
NormanConquest
No New Jokes
O.K.,3rd time around. The point is that there are no new jokes,only renditions thereof.So,on this site we give the punchline only. How many can you guess +/or contribute? I will start. "Well Mabel that one's eating my popcorn."


Never mistake motion for action.
25 March 2016, 14:29
DKing
Elephant trunk penis transplant.
25 March 2016, 14:53
prof242
He has a better HMO than the other two.


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25 March 2016, 15:56
vashper
quote:
Originally posted by DKing:
Elephant trunk penis transplant.



What is a "dinner roll"?
25 March 2016, 20:38
wasbeeman
A guy sneaks a duck into the movies and sits next to two old ladies.


Aim for the exit hole
26 March 2016, 09:01
NormanConquest
I think that is the start to my punchline but mine was a chicken.


Never mistake motion for action.
27 March 2016, 10:58
wasbeeman
To complete the joke (as I heard it) he had the duck stuffed down the front of his pants and the duck gets restless so he unzips his pants so the duck can get its head out to breath. Shorty, one of the old ladies whispers to the other, "the man next to me has his penis out", the other old lady says "don't pay any attention to it". To which the first old lady says:.......


Aim for the exit hole
28 March 2016, 08:17
NormanConquest
Yep,same joke.


Never mistake motion for action.
28 March 2016, 08:19
NormanConquest
O.K. we'll try another, Then the hairlip said"Well,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"


Never mistake motion for action.
29 March 2016, 02:04
Thomas "Ty" Beaham
Five.

One to hold the light bulb, four to turn the ladder.


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29 March 2016, 02:07
Thomas "Ty" Beaham
...it's blonde bimbos like you that give the rest of us a bad name, and if I wasn't in such a hurry I'd swim out there and kick your ass!


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