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An Amish couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their wedding night. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said it was their Honeymoon and they wanted a very nice room.

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied,"No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
 
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Yahhhhhhhhhhhh HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're not going to believe how true that is [Eek!]

Hey Marterius!!

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continuation.......

afterwards, the bride was very dissatisfied.

she was used to having two Mennonnite.
[Wink]
 
Posts: 199 | Location: Ontario, Canada | Registered: 15 April 2002
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Yeah, matrimony changes everything... [Wink]
 
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What do you call an Amish man with his arm up a horses rectum?

A mechanic!

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What goes Clop, clop, clop, clop, BANG!, clop, clop, clop?

an Amish drive-by shooting
 
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