An Amish couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their wedding night. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said it was their Honeymoon and they wanted a very nice room.

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied,"No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhh HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're not going to believe how true that is

Hey Marterius!!

Back to the STOVE
Turtle

continuation.......

afterwards, the bride was very dissatisfied.

she was used to having two Mennonnite.

Yeah, matrimony changes everything...

What do you call an Amish man with his arm up a horses rectum?

A mechanic!

Pa Griz

What goes Clop, clop, clop, clop, BANG!, clop, clop, clop?

an Amish drive-by shooting