Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
GREAT! Instant justice. My buddy Doug in the 70's went to work in Houston for Santa Fe railroad.That was in the height of the CB radio craze.After several units being stolen from his truck,he installed a new one with treble hooks brazed to the top. And yes,he caught sancho,well imbarbed the next morning under the dash.He was NOT going anywhere.After a bit of therapy via a Louisville Slugger until pacivity set in ,a series of snips of the side plyers to release said wetback,while leaving the barbs subcutanious.Justice indeed. The old man once told me that the two most bespicable things earth is a thief + a lyer; + you can't be one without being the other as well.
That is hysterical, but the sob's don't quite get a really good lesson. I'd like to trade finely ground habanero chili for the glitter and a small can of bear spray for the fart spray. I think I'd pay to see that...
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Originally posted by Paul Tunkis: That is hysterical, but the sob's don't quite get a really good lesson. I'd like to trade finely ground habanero chili for the glitter and a small can of bear spray for the fart spray. I think I'd pay to see that...
Doug Wilhelmi NRA Life Member
Posts: 7503 | Location: Texas Hill Country | Registered: 15 October 2013
30 some years ago when garbage collectors went on strike in N.Y. City + the trash was piling up in droves + here it was Christmas time. I heard this one on Paul Harvey.One enterprising individual put up all his trash in boxes + then gift wrapped the boxes;left them on the front seat with the windows down + parked downtown.went to get a cup of coffee,came back in 30 minutes + all problems were solved.
No politician who supports gun control should recieve armed protection paid for by those he is trying to disarm.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways-scotch in one hand-Chocolate in the other-body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WHOO-HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!"