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19 December 2018, 06:40
Grizzly Adams
Merry Christmas Porch Pirates
Can't stop laughing. Big Grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...wuo&feature=youtu.be

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19 December 2018, 09:44
NormanConquest
GREAT! Instant justice. My buddy Doug in the 70's went to work in Houston for Santa Fe railroad.That was in the height of the CB radio craze.After several units being stolen from his truck,he installed a new one with treble hooks brazed to the top. And yes,he caught sancho,well imbarbed the next morning under the dash.He was NOT going anywhere.After a bit of therapy via a Louisville Slugger until pacivity set in ,a series of snips of the side plyers to release said wetback,while leaving the barbs subcutanious.Justice indeed. The old man once told me that the two most bespicable things earth is a thief + a lyer; + you can't be one without being the other as well.


Never mistake motion for action.
19 December 2018, 18:38
Moremonte
Love This!! He Needs To Market This Item!! Only Loaded With Dye Packs From Bank Anti Theft Packs. shocker
19 December 2018, 18:42
50 Calshtr
I've been thinking a shovel full of fire ants in an Amazon box would be fun.
19 December 2018, 21:31
Paul Tunkis
That is hysterical, but the sob's don't quite get a really good lesson. I'd like to trade finely ground habanero chili for the glitter and a small can of bear spray for the fart spray. I think I'd pay to see that...
20 December 2018, 04:19
Dulltool17
quote:
Originally posted by Paul Tunkis:
That is hysterical, but the sob's don't quite get a really good lesson. I'd like to trade finely ground habanero chili for the glitter and a small can of bear spray for the fart spray. I think I'd pay to see that...


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20 December 2018, 08:42
Ken Cline
I just clean up after the dogs and put the crap in TV boxes. Free haul away
20 December 2018, 09:30
NormanConquest
30 some years ago when garbage collectors went on strike in N.Y. City + the trash was piling up in droves + here it was Christmas time. I heard this one on Paul Harvey.One enterprising individual put up all his trash in boxes + then gift wrapped the boxes;left them on the front seat with the windows down + parked downtown.went to get a cup of coffee,came back in 30 minutes + all problems were solved.


Never mistake motion for action.
20 December 2018, 17:51
Kensco
Bank dye packs sound about right. When I was watching it, I was thinking a Super/Krazy glue component would be nice also.
21 December 2018, 06:48
bwana cecil
They showed this on The Five on Fox yesterday.


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Cecil Leonard
21 December 2018, 09:32
Use Enough Gun
quote:
He Needs To Market This Item!! Only Loaded With Dye Packs From Bank Anti Theft Packs.

Amen! tu2 If they knew they couldn't get the dye off, it might start to deter some of this shizz. tu2
20 January 2019, 12:34
carpediem4570
Grenades.


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