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A burglar breaks into a house one night. Just as he gets inside the living room, he hears a voice say: " Jesus is watching". He freezes but nothing more happens. The burglar advances a few steps more and again a voice says: " Jesus is watching" The burglar switches on his flashlight and spots a parrot on a roost. The burglar feels relieved and says to the parrot: " "What's your name?" The parrot says: " Moses" The burglar sneers: " What idiot named a parrot "Moses"? The parrot replies: " The same idiot who named the Rottweiler "Jesus". | ||
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 "Science only goes so far then God takes over." | |||
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LOL!  *We Band of 45-70er's* "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt- | |||
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 Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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