A burglar breaks into a house one night. Just as he gets inside the living room, he hears a voice say: " Jesus is watching". He freezes but nothing more happens.

The burglar advances a few steps more and again a voice says: " Jesus is watching"

The burglar switches on his flashlight and spots a parrot on a roost.

The burglar feels relieved and says to the parrot: " "What's your name?"

The parrot says: " Moses"

The burglar sneers: " What idiot named a parrot "Moses"?

The parrot replies: " The same idiot who named the Rottweiler "Jesus".

LOL!