1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the dickskin rocket to tuna town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.


3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep..."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place...



Evaluating Results:

-If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

-If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

-If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU ARE A MAN'S MAN"

I have never been accused of being a sensitive male so I answered C to all questions.

And maybe that also explains why I am single.

I got straight C's too........just like high school???????


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9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep..."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."

There might be certain "benefits" to going with A on this one.

LMAO!