.......seems to me...there may be easier ways to get laid

There's a poster in there somewhere...

Maybe he thinks its a seal

Poem: I once knew a comrade named Serge
Who had an incredible urge
He tried to make pass at chairman's wife's ass
So he was shot.

O.K. here's another. Beautiful girl walks down street,sees KGB agent w' hand in pocket. She say's " Hey Boris,that gun in your pocket or you just glad to see me? Loud report,beautiful girl falls to sidewalk;it was gun.

I noticed that those Russian limericks all end the same way.

Moral of the first pic: NEVER try to steal a Russian's bottle of vodka!

well we are talking about soviets.

Russian did not compose limericks, and the KGB agents, as the police, did not usually wear weapons. This was not necessary. However, it was a very long time ago.

not joke, but funny staff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...bedded&v=7pzvEouWino