26 March 2013, 02:43
conifer.......seems to me...there may be easier ways to get laid
26 March 2013, 06:19
Swamp_FoxThere's a poster in there somewhere...
28 March 2013, 06:33
Dr. Mike H.Maybe he thinks its a seal
28 March 2013, 09:28
NormanConquestPoem: I once knew a comrade named Serge
Who had an incredible urge
He tried to make pass at chairman's wife's ass
So he was shot.
28 March 2013, 09:35
NormanConquestO.K. here's another. Beautiful girl walks down street,sees KGB agent w' hand in pocket. She say's " Hey Boris,that gun in your pocket or you just glad to see me? Loud report,beautiful girl falls to sidewalk;it was gun.
28 March 2013, 09:50
Swamp_FoxI noticed that those Russian limericks all end the same way.
29 March 2013, 07:14
Use Enough GunMoral of the first pic: NEVER try to steal a Russian's bottle of vodka!

29 March 2013, 08:03
NormanConquestwell we are talking about soviets.
29 March 2013, 15:08
vashperRussian did not compose limericks, and the KGB agents, as the police, did not usually wear weapons. This was not necessary. However, it was a very long time ago.
not joke, but funny staff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...bedded&v=7pzvEouWino