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I was sitting in a café in the terminal at Chicago O'Hare and noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I thought to myself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to gain her attention, I leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave me a blank, confused stare, and I immediately thought to myself, "Nope, not Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into my head. I leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave me the same confused look. I mentally kicked myself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next, I tried the Southwest slogan, "Low fares, nothing to hide?" This time the woman savagely turned on me, "What the f*** do you want?" I smiled, then slumped back in my chair and said.... "Ahhh, United Airlines!" Gray Ghost Hunting Safaris http://grayghostsafaris.com Phone: 615-860-4333 Email: hunts@grayghostsafaris.com NRA Benefactor DSC Professional Member SCI Member RMEF Life Member NWTF Guardian Life Sponsor NAHC Life Member Rowland Ward - SCI Scorer Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt: http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262 Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142 Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007 http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more: http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409 Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#9261039941 10 days in the Stormberg Mountains http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322 Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232 "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running...... "If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you." | ||
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