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Guy in a bar that was already toasted said,"If my furniture business does'nt start doing better,I'm gonna lose my ass. The bartender leans over + says,"watch your language pal,we have ladies in here."After a few more drinks he says again "If my furniture does'nt start doing better,I'm gonna lose my ass."The bartender grabs him + takes him out side.One of the girls at the bar pipes in,"Why you picking on him;his problem + mine is very similar;if my ass business does'nt get any better,I'm gonna lose my furniture." Never mistake motion for action. | ||
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Car salesman is sitting in a bar and says to the bar tender, If I don't move some cars, I'm gonna lose my Ass. Noticing a woman siting beside him, he apologizes profusely. Don't worry about she says, If I don't move some ass, I'm gonna lose my car.  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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Once again as I have posted before;their ain't no new jokes.Well maybe one,but I think I will save it for later. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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O.K. I've got so many I can spare one. Guy goes into a bar + tells the aged waitress,"I'd like some Old Taylor Whiskey". She says,"Make up your mind,we've got both." Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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