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30 November 2018, 08:46
NormanConquest
Bar talk
Guy in a bar that was already toasted said,"If my furniture business does'nt start doing better,I'm gonna lose my ass. The bartender leans over + says,"watch your language pal,we have ladies in here."After a few more drinks he says again "If my furniture does'nt start doing better,I'm gonna lose my ass."The bartender grabs him + takes him out side.One of the girls at the bar pipes in,"Why you picking on him;his problem + mine is very similar;if my ass business does'nt get any better,I'm gonna lose my furniture."


Never mistake motion for action.
01 December 2018, 08:34
Grizzly Adams
Car salesman is sitting in a bar and says to the bar tender, If I don't move some cars, I'm gonna lose my Ass. Noticing a woman siting beside him, he apologizes profusely. Don't worry about she says, If I don't move some ass, I'm gonna lose my car. Smiler

Grizz


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02 December 2018, 08:11
Use Enough Gun
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02 December 2018, 10:10
NormanConquest
Once again as I have posted before;their ain't no new jokes.Well maybe one,but I think I will save it for later.


Never mistake motion for action.
05 December 2018, 08:10
NormanConquest
O.K. I've got so many I can spare one. Guy goes into a bar + tells the aged waitress,"I'd like some Old Taylor Whiskey". She says,"Make up your mind,we've got both."


Never mistake motion for action.