A very tired nurse walks into a Bank of the Ozarks branch on Hwy 71, right here in Bentonville, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks
at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'

Yes Indeed!!