Crows are now on the endangered species list.

The government checked into it & learned that they're being killed by trucks. When crows get on roads for road kill - trucks come - crows fly, but too late.

They also found crows are rarely killed by cars, so they checked into that. Found that crows station lookouts who cry Kaw! Kaw!, but they can't say truck.

Good one!

The Government is most likely spending tax dollars on cloning grackles as well.