After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on, she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.


The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"


"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing!"

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Hunting buff is better than sex!

HMM! NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT, BUT SEX IS OFTEN CHEAPER.
Peter.

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Originally posted by Peter:

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Hunting buff is better than sex!

HMM! NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT, BUT SEX IS OFTEN CHEAPER.
Peter.

Long run, I wonder...

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Originally posted by TomP:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Peter:
[QUOTE]Hunting buff is better than sex!

Don't know anyone that had sex with a buff.

No but you do know about doing it "Rodeo Style"? When you are doggying the lady,you mention that's how her sister likes it + see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

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Originally posted by BuffHunter63:
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"hunting buff is better than sex"

You might be doing it wrong. Hell man, you might be doing both activities wrong.

Zeke