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25 February 2019, 21:17
BuffHunter63
Love and Marriage
After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on, she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.


The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"


"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing!"


Hunting buff is better than sex!
26 February 2019, 02:20
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
26 February 2019, 08:52
NormanConquest
dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
26 February 2019, 10:38
Moremonte
shocker rotflmo
26 February 2019, 18:47
Peter
quote:
Hunting buff is better than sex!

HMM! NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT, BUT SEX IS OFTEN CHEAPER.
Peter.


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
26 February 2019, 19:02
matt u
tu2
26 February 2019, 20:30
TomP
quote:
Originally posted by Peter:
quote:
Hunting buff is better than sex!

HMM! NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT, BUT SEX IS OFTEN CHEAPER.
Peter.


Long run, I wonder...


TomP

Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.

Carl Schurz (1829 - 1906)
26 February 2019, 21:15
carpetman1
quote:
Originally posted by TomP:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Peter:
[QUOTE]Hunting buff is better than sex!



Don't know anyone that had sex with a buff.
27 February 2019, 08:19
NormanConquest
No but you do know about doing it "Rodeo Style"? When you are doggying the lady,you mention that's how her sister likes it + see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.


Never mistake motion for action.
27 February 2019, 20:25
BuffHunter63
^
rotflmo


Hunting buff is better than sex!
28 February 2019, 03:20
ZekeShikar
quote:
Originally posted by BuffHunter63:
^
"hunting buff is better than sex" rotflmo


You might be doing it wrong. Hell man, you might be doing both activities wrong.

Zeke