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Perhaps the most profound observation I've heard in recent times…. "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free - it's women who make it hard." | ||
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And I thought that "Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you have, the less shit you eat". -- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them. | |||
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Both are true! | |||
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I always heard life is like a penis when it's hard you get screwed when it's soft you can't beat it. Michael J | |||
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