24 July 2013, 05:42
butchlocsomething i've noticed in life
Perhaps the most profound observation I've heard in recent times….
"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free - it's women who make it hard."
24 July 2013, 16:49
Bren7X64And I thought that "Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you have, the less shit you eat".
27 July 2013, 02:41
michaeljI always heard life is like a penis when it's hard you get screwed when it's soft you can't beat it.