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*Q:* *Where can men* *over the age* *of 60 find younger, sexy* *women who are interested* *in them?* *A:* *Try a bookstore, under fiction.* *Q:* *What can a man do while his**wife is going through* *menopause?* *A:* *Keep busy. If you're handy with **tools, you can finish the basement. **When you're done you'll have a**place to live.* *Q:* *Someone has told me that **menopause is mentioned in* *the bible. Is* *that true?* *Where can* *it* *be**found?* *A:* *Yes. Matthew 14:92:* *"And Mary rode Joseph's ass* *all the way to Egypt."* *Q:* *How can you increase the **heart rate of your 60-plus* *year old husband?* *A:* *Tell him you're pregnant.* *Q:* *How can you avoid that* *terrible curse of the elderly* *wrinkles?* *A: **Take off your glasses.* *Q:* *Seriously! What can I do for **these Crow's feet and all* *those wrinkles on my face?* *A:* *Go braless. It will usually pull **them out.* *Q:* *Why should 60-plus year old **people use valet parking?* *A:* *Valets don't forget where they **park your car.* *Q:* *Is it common for 60-plus year **olds to have problems with* *short term memory storage?* *A:* *Storing memory is not a problem.* *Retrieving it is the problem.* *Q:* *As people age, do they sleep **more soundly?* *A:* *Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* *Q:* *Where should 60-plus year* *olds look for eye glasses?* *A:* *On their foreheads.* *Q:* *What is the most common **remark made by 60-plus* *year olds when they enter antique stores?* *A:* *"Gosh, I remember these!"* *SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?* | ||
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I'm 63 and most of that is not funny, but its true. NRA Patron member | |||
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OK. Fair enough. I can take it. Another Q&A. "Q": Where is Butchloc at this moment? "A": On my Sh*t List. | |||
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