*Q:* *Where can men* *over the age* *of 60 find younger, sexy* *women who
are interested* *in them?*

*A:* *Try a bookstore, under fiction.*



*Q:* *What can a man do while his**wife is going through* *menopause?*

*A:* *Keep busy. If you're handy with **tools, you can finish the
basement. **When you're done you'll have a**place to live.*



*Q:* *Someone has told me that **menopause is mentioned in* *the bible.
Is* *that true?* *Where can* *it* *be**found?*

*A:* *Yes. Matthew 14:92:*
*"And Mary rode Joseph's ass* *all the way to Egypt."*



*Q:* *How can you increase the **heart rate of your 60-plus* *year old
husband?*

*A:* *Tell him you're pregnant.*



*Q:* *How can you avoid that* *terrible curse of the elderly* *wrinkles?*

*A: **Take off your glasses.*



*Q:* *Seriously! What can I do for **these Crow's feet and all* *those
wrinkles on my face?*

*A:* *Go braless. It will usually pull **them out.*



*Q:* *Why should 60-plus year old **people use valet parking?*

*A:* *Valets don't forget where they **park your car.*



*Q:* *Is it common for 60-plus year **olds to have problems with* *short
term memory storage?*

*A:* *Storing memory is not a problem.*
*Retrieving it is the problem.*



*Q:* *As people age, do they sleep **more soundly?*

*A:* *Yes, but usually in the afternoon.*



*Q:* *Where should 60-plus year* *olds look for eye glasses?*

*A:* *On their foreheads.*



*Q:* *What is the most common **remark made by 60-plus* *year olds when
they enter antique stores?*

*A:* *"Gosh, I remember these!"*



*SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?*

I think I'm there...

I'm 63 and most of that is not funny, but its true.

OK. Fair enough. I can take it.

Another Q&A.

"Q": Where is Butchloc at this moment?
"A": On my Sh*t List.