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Texas girl happily said to her mother:
- Mommy, Billy decided to marry me.
- Did he propose to you already?
- Not yet, but he already shot his wife.
 
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You have Texas confused with Arkansas.
 
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As the lines of the old song go."Oedipus Rex,Oedipus Rex, murdered your pa,married your Ma, they don't even do that in Arkansas."


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From the perspective of an ordinary Russian - Texas - is synonymous with the US, its part of the Prairie. That is this: there is the capital - New York, with blacks, surrounded by prairies and the Wild West, where cowboys galloping - this is Texas. And There are Hollywood and Alaska, but it already details. Educated people are more aware of the existence of Kansas because from there Elley house flew, but Arkansas - this is something outof mind, so tell jokes about Arkansas - counterproductive.
 
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It can't be an Arkansas story, or the last line would be:

"Not yet, but he already shot his sister."

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From the perspective of an ordinary Russian - Texas - is synonymous with the US, its part of the Prairie. That is this: there is the capital - New York, with blacks, surrounded by prairies and the Wild West, where cowboys galloping - this is Texas. And There are Hollywood and Alaska, but it already details. Educated people are more aware of the existence of Kansas because from there Elley house flew, but Arkansas - this is something outof mind, so tell jokes about Arkansas - counterproductive.


Most Europeans think Texas is just a short drive from New York. Big Grin

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2000 km, is it far? Then I go to ski every year Smiler
 
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Texas is a great place to ski, Vashper. tu2 You'd be right at home skiing there. Big Grin
 
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Yes he would. Know why they know the toothbrush was'nt invented in Arkansas? Because otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.


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Don't listen to them V. They act like down here in Texas water skiing isn't an Olympic sport. Damn sure is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GkKr3cSY_4

Course, we know this ain't really Texas cause of the trees and tall mountains.
 
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You can drive 2000km in a straight line and never leave Texas. And no true Texan would ever shoot his wife to marry another. Odds are she knows how to shoot to, and the firefight would cost more than a divorce.


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At a business owned deer lease (somewhere near Uvalde, Texas) they told of entertaining Russian clients whom they had believing were in danger of being arrowed by Red Indians, et by mountain lions, you name it. Not fair but very funny! Wonder how we'd fare in Siberia, with the tigers and all...


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