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Texas girl
18 May 2016, 02:21
vashperTexas girl
Texas girl happily said to her mother:
- Mommy, Billy decided to marry me.
- Did he propose to you already?
- Not yet, but he already shot his wife.
19 May 2016, 05:27
Cazador humildeYou have Texas confused with Arkansas.
19 May 2016, 09:03
NormanConquestAs the lines of the old song go."Oedipus Rex,Oedipus Rex, murdered your pa,married your Ma, they don't even do that in Arkansas."
Never mistake motion for action.
19 May 2016, 21:01
vashperFrom the perspective of an ordinary Russian - Texas - is synonymous with the US, its part of the Prairie. That is this: there is the capital - New York, with blacks, surrounded by prairies and the Wild West, where cowboys galloping - this is Texas. And There are Hollywood and Alaska, but it already details. Educated people are more aware of the existence of Kansas because from there Elley house flew, but Arkansas - this is something outof mind, so tell jokes about Arkansas - counterproductive.
25 May 2016, 18:15
Slowpoke SlimIt can't be an Arkansas story, or the last line would be:
"Not yet, but he already shot his sister."
Si tantum EGO eram dimidium ut bonus ut EGO memor
26 May 2016, 02:47
Grizzly Adamsquote:
Originally posted by vashper:
From the perspective of an ordinary Russian - Texas - is synonymous with the US, its part of the Prairie. That is this: there is the capital - New York, with blacks, surrounded by prairies and the Wild West, where cowboys galloping - this is Texas. And There are Hollywood and Alaska, but it already details. Educated people are more aware of the existence of Kansas because from there Elley house flew, but Arkansas - this is something outof mind, so tell jokes about Arkansas - counterproductive.
Most Europeans think Texas is just a short drive from New York.
Grizz
Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
26 May 2016, 03:04
vashper2000 km, is it far? Then I go to ski every year
26 May 2016, 03:07
Use Enough GunTexas is a great place to ski, Vashper.
You'd be right at home skiing there.
26 May 2016, 08:31
NormanConquestYes he would. Know why they know the toothbrush was'nt invented in Arkansas? Because otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
Never mistake motion for action.
Don't listen to them V. They act like down here in Texas water skiing isn't an Olympic sport. Damn sure is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GkKr3cSY_4 Course, we know this ain't really Texas cause of the trees and tall mountains.
26 May 2016, 19:15
BigjimttuYou can drive 2000km in a straight line and never leave Texas. And no true Texan would ever shoot his wife to marry another. Odds are she knows how to shoot to, and the firefight would cost more than a divorce.
If I am working, hunting season is too far away to imagine. If I am getting things ready for hunting season, opening day is perilously close.
26 May 2016, 22:56
vashperwe've got our folk saliva comes
http://prikolin.ru/3975462-38_...anskih_rednekov.html01 June 2016, 07:05
BNagelAt a business owned deer lease (somewhere near Uvalde, Texas) they told of entertaining Russian clients whom they had believing were in danger of being arrowed by Red Indians, et by mountain lions, you name it. Not fair but very funny! Wonder how we'd fare in Siberia, with the tigers and all...
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