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Some real groaners here. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter- Eskimo Pi 2000 lbs. of Chinese soup- won ton One millionth of a mouthwash-one microscope Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour- knot furlong Weight an evangelist carries with God-billigram Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement-1 bananosecond 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer- one lite year 8 nickels-2 paradigms 1000 cc's of wet socks- 1 literhosen 1 kilogram of falling figs- one fig Newton 2000 mockingbirds-2 kilomockingbirds Shortest distance between two jokes-a straight line 16.5 ft. in the Twilight Zone-1 Rod Serling Half a large intestine- 1 semicolon 1,000,000 aches-1 megahertz Basic unit of laryngitis-1 hoarsepower | ||
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Thanks for the groans, I mean grins.  One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx | |||
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I love math jokes I wish there were some posted. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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Did they get progressively worse, or was it just me? | |||
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Exponentially worse. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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