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Some real groaners here. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter- Eskimo Pi 2000 lbs. of Chinese soup- won ton One millionth of a mouthwash-one microscope Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour- knot furlong Weight an evangelist carries with God-billigram Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement-1 bananosecond 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer- one lite year 8 nickels-2 paradigms 1000 cc's of wet socks- 1 literhosen 1 kilogram of falling figs- one fig Newton 2000 mockingbirds-2 kilomockingbirds Shortest distance between two jokes-a straight line 16.5 ft. in the Twilight Zone-1 Rod Serling Half a large intestine- 1 semicolon 1,000,000 aches-1 megahertz Basic unit of laryngitis-1 hoarsepower | ||
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Thanks for the groans, I mean grins. ![]() One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx | |||
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I love math jokes I wish there were some posted. ![]() Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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Did they get progressively worse, or was it just me? | |||
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Exponentially worse. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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