Some real groaners here.



Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter- Eskimo Pi

2000 lbs. of Chinese soup- won ton

One millionth of a mouthwash-one microscope

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour-
knot furlong

Weight an evangelist carries with God-billigram

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement-1 bananosecond

365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer- one lite year

8 nickels-2 paradigms

1000 cc's of wet socks- 1 literhosen

1 kilogram of falling figs- one fig Newton

2000 mockingbirds-2 kilomockingbirds

Shortest distance between two jokes-a straight line

16.5 ft. in the Twilight Zone-1 Rod Serling

Half a large intestine- 1 semicolon

1,000,000 aches-1 megahertz

Basic unit of laryngitis-1 hoarsepower

Thanks for the groans, I mean grins.

Go to your room!

I love math jokes



I wish there were some posted.

Did they get progressively worse, or was it just me?

quote:

Originally posted by Kensco:
Did they get progressively worse, or was it just me?

Exponentially worse.