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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of whom are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. Isn't it wonderful?" Neil says to Bob. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "Oh, sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass." ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | ||
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Now that's funny. More tales from the city of brotherly shove. | |||
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Not to intrude, but I think the joke would be a whole lot funnier if the last line said "Oh sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we get through taking his temperature." Just my personal opinion. That's the way I've modified it to those I've forwarded it to. It is funny. | |||
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 ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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