A friend of mine many years ago took a girl out on a date to the movies + bought the regulation cokes + popcorn.When deep into the movie he presented his hard on from the bottom of the popcorn box + waited for her to take another 'handful.' When I told this story to another buddy years later,he broke out laughing + recited the old cracker jack popcorn lingo. "Caramel Popcorn,Peanuts,+ a PRIZE."

There's a lot of corn, in that "popcorn".
Mixed in with NQ's bovine excrement!

Did he get another date ?

Grizz

Lighten up ed ,has NOTHING of interest ever happened in you or your friends lives? If so,sounds like a kind of a 'beige' existence.I pity you.Grizz,he certainly did,he took her to the next movie out,"The ballad of Cabal Hougue".He says he was just getting interested in her blouse + items therein when the gila monster on the screen exploded in lieu of Struther Martin.He said that,well tail is tail but this looks like a great movie. Whether he got laid,I have no idea,gentlemen don't talk.

The wind always seems to be blowing hard in Austin.
Your life seems to revolve around old, stale stories that you claim, actually happened to you. That is a pity. Keep it for yourself. I don't need or want it.

AMF!

Then by all means,don't read it.You do however seem to have a propensity to "beat a dead horse".Please read the posts more carefully.The last were not about me but friends in college;+ yes if you had no such experiences in your life then the beige existence applies.For your sake in future reference; don't come to a battle of wits unarmed;or even halfway as appears apparent.Consider this my last word on the matter.

AMF![/quote]

If, with all of your intelligence, you cannot translate "AMF" shoot me a PM. I'll gladly explain.

No need to. I am from Texas.Your little diatribes have recalled to me the meeting of W.S. Churchill in addressing the house of commons when their member was lambasting him for a variety of reasons.The gent sitting next to Churchill asked him if he was not offended by this fellows comments to which Churchill replied,"I would be if I valued his opinion."

Ahhh. The poet laureate of AR. Elitist snob that you are. Again, I bid you AMF!

That's O.K. Ed. I forgive you. I remember when I had MY 1st beer.

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That's O.K. Ed. I forgive you

GFY! Let me know if that needs any translation.

Love ya too Peaches,Squack!