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Cracker Jacks
22 April 2019, 09:55
NormanConquestCracker Jacks
A friend of mine many years ago took a girl out on a date to the movies + bought the regulation cokes + popcorn.When deep into the movie he presented his hard on from the bottom of the popcorn box + waited for her to take another 'handful.' When I told this story to another buddy years later,he broke out laughing + recited the old cracker jack popcorn lingo. "Caramel Popcorn,Peanuts,+ a PRIZE."
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22 April 2019, 15:32
DocEdThere's a lot of corn, in that "popcorn".
Mixed in with NQ's bovine excrement!
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22 April 2019, 18:59
Grizzly AdamsDid he get another date ?

Grizz
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23 April 2019, 10:13
NormanConquestLighten up ed ,has NOTHING of interest ever happened in you or your friends lives? If so,sounds like a kind of a 'beige' existence.I pity you.Grizz,he certainly did,he took her to the next movie out,"The ballad of Cabal Hougue".He says he was just getting interested in her blouse + items therein when the gila monster on the screen exploded in lieu of Struther Martin.He said that,well tail is tail but this looks like a great movie. Whether he got laid,I have no idea,gentlemen don't talk.
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23 April 2019, 16:13
DocEdThe wind always seems to be blowing hard in Austin.
Your life seems to revolve around old, stale stories that you claim, actually happened to you. That is a pity. Keep it for yourself. I don't need or want it.
AMF!
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27 April 2019, 09:32
NormanConquestThen by all means,don't read it.You do however seem to have a propensity to "beat a dead horse".Please read the posts more carefully.The last were not about me but friends in college;+ yes if you had no such experiences in your life then the beige existence applies.For your sake in future reference; don't come to a battle of wits unarmed;or even halfway as appears apparent.Consider this my last word on the matter.
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27 April 2019, 16:43
DocEdAMF![/quote]
If, with all of your intelligence, you cannot translate "AMF" shoot me a PM. I'll gladly explain.
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28 April 2019, 10:48
NormanConquestNo need to. I am from Texas.Your little diatribes have recalled to me the meeting of W.S. Churchill in addressing the house of commons when their member was lambasting him for a variety of reasons.The gent sitting next to Churchill asked him if he was not offended by this fellows comments to which Churchill replied,"I would be if I valued his opinion."
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28 April 2019, 17:36
DocEdAhhh. The poet laureate of AR. Elitist snob that you are. Again, I bid you AMF!
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29 April 2019, 06:03
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01 May 2019, 08:32
NormanConquestThat's O.K. Ed. I forgive you. I remember when I had MY 1st beer.
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quote:
That's O.K. Ed. I forgive you
GFY! Let me know if that needs any translation.
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02 May 2019, 10:13
NormanConquestLove ya too Peaches,Squack!
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