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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
 
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Not bad Clem.
 
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Damd, I'm glad I live in the land of the free and home of the brave!!


RWS 350 - more power to the shooter - A man with a gun is a citizen, A man without a gun is a subject! If you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time!
 
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Well said Clem, just a couple of additions, all that bloody sand where ever you look, and those howling mullahs constantly yelling through 10,000 watt amplifiers and did I mention all that bloody sand!!!
 
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