23 February 2006, 19:22
ClemWhy terrorists commit suicide...
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
26 February 2006, 08:35
gunsmoke621Damd, I'm glad I live in the land of the free and home of the brave!!
27 February 2006, 10:26
billslegWell said Clem, just a couple of additions, all that bloody sand where ever you look, and those howling mullahs constantly yelling through 10,000 watt amplifiers and did I mention all that bloody sand!!!