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Great News for YOU during these financially
challenging times!



I found a prostitute who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might
enjoy an inexpensive night out.
 
Posts: 8274 | Location: Mississippi | Registered: 12 April 2005Reply With Quote
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Is that the one who recently had an appendectomy and asked the doctor not to close it up so she could make some extra money on the side?




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Posts: 10900 | Location: North of the Columbia | Registered: 28 April 2008Reply With Quote
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Or is it the one with the glass eye who told her clients that she would be sure to keep an eye out for them?
 
Posts: 152 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 03 December 2004Reply With Quote
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Yep! I know her well.
It always costs me a ton of money every time I visit!
Zeke
 
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Is that one of those dreams where you wake up and then try to go back to sleep hoping you go back to the same dream?


Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
 
Posts: 5287 | Location: Near Hershey PA | Registered: 12 October 2012Reply With Quote
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my preference would be for an inexpensive night "IN". I'll just fold it in half when they get the tape out...
 
Posts: 23062 | Location: SW Idaho | Registered: 19 December 2005Reply With Quote
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by the time things get far enough along to get out the tape, if you can fold it in half, you don't need no ho'.


Aim for the exit hole
 
Posts: 4348 | Location: middle tenn | Registered: 09 December 2009Reply With Quote
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There once was a fellow from Kent,whose dick was uncommonly bent,he folded it over,to enter her clover,but instead of coming he went.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Just like you ISS always trying to put in your 2 cents.
 
Posts: 77 | Registered: 06 December 2009Reply With Quote
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O.K.,There once was a hermit named Dave,who kept a dead whore in his cave,he said,I admit i'm a bit of a shit,but look at the money I save.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Why thank you b78-22-250.

BTW, you forgot to put the dash in between the 22 and 250, and Browning prefers that you use a capitol "B" like they did in their advertising..

Always make sure you are correct in your nomenclature before commenting on others posts...

Couldn't think of anything better to add?
 
Posts: 23062 | Location: SW Idaho | Registered: 19 December 2005Reply With Quote
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