Great News for YOU during these financially
challenging times!



I found a prostitute who charges by the inch.

Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might
enjoy an inexpensive night out.

Is that the one who recently had an appendectomy and asked the doctor not to close it up so she could make some extra money on the side?

Or is it the one with the glass eye who told her clients that she would be sure to keep an eye out for them?

Yep! I know her well.
It always costs me a ton of money every time I visit!
Zeke

Is that one of those dreams where you wake up and then try to go back to sleep hoping you go back to the same dream?

my preference would be for an inexpensive night "IN". I'll just fold it in half when they get the tape out...

by the time things get far enough along to get out the tape, if you can fold it in half, you don't need no ho'.

There once was a fellow from Kent,whose dick was uncommonly bent,he folded it over,to enter her clover,but instead of coming he went.

Just like you ISS always trying to put in your 2 cents.

O.K.,There once was a hermit named Dave,who kept a dead whore in his cave,he said,I admit i'm a bit of a shit,but look at the money I save.

Why thank you b78-22-250.

BTW, you forgot to put the dash in between the 22 and 250, and Browning prefers that you use a capitol "B" like they did in their advertising..

Always make sure you are correct in your nomenclature before commenting on others posts...

Couldn't think of anything better to add?