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Who remembers...mommy, mommy jokes?

Post em if ya got em


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Posts: 665 | Location: The Great North | Registered: 05 January 2005Reply With Quote
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Mommy, mommy why do I walk to the left?

Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor.
 
Posts: 10780 | Location: Test Tube | Registered: 27 February 2001Reply With Quote
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Mommy, Mommy give me a spoon!

Why whatever for?

Daddy threw-up and Billy got all of the big pieces!


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Posts: 2440 | Location: Northern New York, WAY NORTH | Registered: 04 March 2001Reply With Quote
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Mommy, Mommy I don't want hamburger for dinner again!

Shut up and stick your other hand in the meat grinder!


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Posts: 2440 | Location: Northern New York, WAY NORTH | Registered: 04 March 2001Reply With Quote
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Mummy Mummy, the kids at school are calling me werewolf...

Shut up Son and brush your face.


Mummy Mummy, can I play with Grandma...

No Son you've already dug her up three times this week.


Pa!... Pa!..., Ma fell down the steps...

C'mon Son you know better then to make me laugh when I is shaving.


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Richo.


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Posts: 129 | Location: Brisbane. Queensland. Australia. | Registered: 26 July 2003Reply With Quote
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Mommy Mommy, I hate Daddy's guts!!!

Just shut up and eat what's put before you son.
 
Posts: 551 | Location: Woodbine, Ga | Registered: 04 December 2003Reply With Quote
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"Mommy, Mommy! That's Daddy running across the field!"

"Shut Up! And keep firing!"
 
Posts: 37 | Location: East Central Alberta | Registered: 10 July 2005Reply With Quote
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Mommy, mommy ..... Grandma has a bruise on her leg!

Shut up and eat around it.


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Posts: 723 | Location: chillin' in the Mountain State | Registered: 10 January 2005Reply With Quote
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Mommy, mommy
Why didn´t I get any Christmas presents?
Shut up kid, you know you have cancer!

The worst one ever...


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Posts: 2213 | Location: Finland | Registered: 02 May 2003Reply With Quote
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mommy mommy i dont like cornflakes shut up and eat or ill peel the scabs off your other leg


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Posts: 1624 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: 04 June 2005Reply With Quote
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mommy mommy
I hate tomato soup!
shut up kids you only have it once a month
 
Posts: 7 | Location: eastern ky | Registered: 16 March 2005Reply With Quote
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I find absolutely nothing at all funny about this thread. You men disgust me!
 
Posts: 4748 | Location: TX | Registered: 01 April 2005Reply With Quote
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Mommy Mommy, why's dad got his pecker in the cookey jar.
Leave him alone kids he just F%$king crackers.
 
Posts: 386 | Location: Displaced Yorkshireman | Registered: 16 October 2004Reply With Quote
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Doubless: Most women don´t have a funny bone and don´t appreciate jokes -of any kind- or slapstick comedy (the Three Stooges has/had a very male audience).

But did you know that women have 258 more bones in their bodies compared to men?

Why?

Their brains are mechanical! roflmao

Don´t take my comment to seriously and remember that kids don´t like tomato soup. clap


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Posts: 2213 | Location: Finland | Registered: 02 May 2003Reply With Quote
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