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A little humor
22 February 2005, 09:33
JLRA little humor
Who remembers...mommy, mommy jokes?
Post em if ya got em
22 February 2005, 09:44
Zero DriftMommy, mommy why do I walk to the left?
Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor.
23 February 2005, 15:24
wildcat junkieMommy, Mommy give me a spoon!
Why whatever for?
Daddy threw-up and Billy got all of the big pieces!
23 February 2005, 15:25
wildcat junkieMommy, Mommy I don't want hamburger for dinner again!
Shut up and stick your other hand in the meat grinder!
24 February 2005, 02:38
Richard KymbleMummy Mummy, the kids at school are calling me werewolf...
Shut up Son and brush your face.
Mummy Mummy, can I play with Grandma...
No Son you've already dug her up three times this week.
Pa!... Pa!..., Ma fell down the steps...
C'mon Son you know better then to make me laugh when I is shaving.
Cheers,
Richo.
"Living it Large"
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
--Abraham H. Maslow -- 24 February 2005, 18:22
1115Mommy Mommy, I hate Daddy's guts!!!
Just shut up and eat what's put before you son.
19 July 2005, 19:04
HABCAN"Mommy, Mommy! That's Daddy running across the field!"
"Shut Up! And keep firing!"
20 July 2005, 01:27
teflonMommy, mommy ..... Grandma has a bruise on her leg!
Shut up and eat around it.
The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise.
Mark Twain
"ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!"
Mommy, mommy
Why didn´t I get any Christmas presents?
Shut up kid, you know you have cancer!
The worst one ever...
23 July 2005, 01:30
CRUSHERmommy mommy i dont like cornflakes shut up and eat or ill peel the scabs off your other leg
VERITAS ODIUM PARIT
24 July 2005, 03:14
james stamboughmommy mommy
I hate tomato soup!
shut up kids you only have it once a month
24 July 2005, 06:25
DoublessI find absolutely nothing at all funny about this thread. You men disgust me!
24 July 2005, 12:37
Dave2431Mommy Mommy, why's dad got his pecker in the cookey jar.
Leave him alone kids he just F%$king crackers.
Doubless: Most women don´t have a funny bone and don´t appreciate jokes -of any kind- or slapstick comedy (the Three Stooges has/had a very male audience).
But did you know that women have 258 more bones in their bodies compared to men?
Why?
Their brains are mechanical!
Don´t take my comment to seriously and remember that kids don´t like tomato soup.
