I apologize if this has been run before but we probably all need to see it - and laugh! - again!

News Flash!
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kent ucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday next week.

And I bet he wears all three sets of earmuffs at the same time too.
Quite the piece.
Frank

What ever that thing is, I want it.

I think that is a 20m/m Lahti AT gun.

Hog Killer

quote:

Originally posted by Hog Killer:
I think that is a 20m/m Lahti AT gun.

Hog Killer

You are correct

If you had all the rednecks from those states with that type of mentality the terroritst had better be coming up with those WMD's because they would sure need them.

Can you get one of those in a pistol length barrel?

Nashcat

lets see, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas, right? How come the plate on the truck is Virginia, or is that part of the joke. Greg

"...Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas, right? How come the plate on the truck is Virginia..."

Because the truck is parked at the target butts. The bench is in Georgia!