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Iraqi Update!

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25 May 2006, 16:01
TrapperP
Iraqi Update!
I apologize if this has been run before but we probably all need to see it - and laugh! - again!

News Flash!
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kent ucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday next week.


Lord, give me patience 'cuz if you give me strength I'll need bail money!!
'TrapperP'
25 May 2006, 18:34
Frank Martinez
And I bet he wears all three sets of earmuffs at the same time too.
Quite the piece.
Frank
25 May 2006, 23:34
Deep Space Hunter
What ever that thing is, I want it.
26 May 2006, 00:38
Hog Killer
I think that is a 20m/m Lahti AT gun.

Hog Killer


IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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26 May 2006, 03:33
C.Wathen
quote:
Originally posted by Hog Killer:
I think that is a 20m/m Lahti AT gun.

Hog Killer



You are correct


Cory



Still saving up for a .500NE double rifle(Searcy of course)
26 May 2006, 04:24
Sambar 9.3
beer


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
26 May 2006, 06:24
Jarrod
If you had all the rednecks from those states with that type of mentality the terroritst had better be coming up with those WMD's because they would sure need them. Wink


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
26 May 2006, 11:42
Nashcat
Can you get one of those in a pistol length barrel?

Nashcat
30 May 2006, 10:10
greatnorth
lets see, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas, right? How come the plate on the truck is Virginia, or is that part of the joke. Big Grin Greg
03 June 2006, 05:31
oupa
"...Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas, right? How come the plate on the truck is Virginia..."

Because the truck is parked at the target butts. The bench is in Georgia! Eeker


An old man sleeps with his conscience, a young man sleeps with his dreams.