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> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United > States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. > > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank > you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, > food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" > > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having > such a beautiful country here in America." > > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." > > The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, > shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America! > > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not > American." > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" > > She says, "No, I am from Africa." > > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" > > The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work." > > IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE. > > | ||
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A 9 out of 10. Nice! Unfortunately I have many "foreign" friends and can not share that with some of them. | |||
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Too true! DRSS | |||
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Have you noticed that 98.3% of the "protesters" are the ones without jobs? Who has time to protest if they're producing? Zeke | |||
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Maybe they took time off from work? I have to do that whenever I go to the state capital in Olympia to speak in committee about various gun bills. Lost wages are my greatest expense when it comes to participating in the political process. Ranb ______________________________ In my opinion the best accessory to put on a rifle is a silencer. | |||
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Sure they did! Aim for the exit hole | |||
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Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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