07 February 2017, 02:46
xgruntAbout right
> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
> States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
> you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing,
> food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
>
> The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
> such a beautiful country here in America."
>
> The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
>
> The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not
> American."
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
>
> She says, "No, I am from Africa."
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."
>
> IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
>
>
07 February 2017, 07:31
KenscoA 9 out of 10. Nice!
Unfortunately I have many "foreign" friends and can not share that with some of them.
07 February 2017, 22:12
ZekeShikarHave you noticed that 98.3% of the "protesters" are the ones without jobs?
Who has time to protest if they're producing?
Zeke
08 February 2017, 12:40
ranb40quote:
Originally posted by ZekeShikar:
Who has time to protest if they're producing?
Maybe they took time off from work? I have to do that whenever I go to the state capital in Olympia to speak in committee about various gun bills. Lost wages are my greatest expense when it comes to participating in the political process.
Ranb