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I hope this hasn't been posted before.
An 80 year old woman's husband passes away and she terribly distraught with the fear of living alone. So after awhile she decides to committ suicide. Scared of the possibility that she might live through a self inflicted posioning she decides that she will shoot herself with her husband's pistol. First she thinks that she'll shoot herself through the head but thinks better of it as it would require a closed casket at the funeral. Finally she settles on a shot through the heart. Not wanting to botch this she calls her doctor and ask him to tell her exactly where the heart is. He says "Well it's right under your left breast". One hour later they admitted the old woman to the hospital with a gun shot to her left knee cap.
 
Posts: 1361 | Location: congress, az us | Registered: 27 February 2001
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Joan Rivers told that story years ago on the Johnny Carson Show, before Jay Leno took over the show.
 
Posts: 25 | Location: The Other Washington (WA State) | Registered: 05 January 2003
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Never happen here.

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Credit where credit's due. Welcome new member FordFreak.

H. C.
 
Posts: 3691 | Location: West Virginia | Registered: 23 May 2001
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That gal is sure enjoying her tits. I wonder if she just bought them? [Wink]
 
Posts: 19677 | Location: New Mexico | Registered: 23 May 2002
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Seems to me that little gal should be a blonde!lol derf
 
Posts: 3450 | Location: Aldergrove,BC,Canada | Registered: 22 February 2003
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How do we send this cuties picture ??

Thanks,Dennis
 
Posts: 92 | Location: Las Vegas, Nv | Registered: 26 November 2002
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Seems to me that little gal should be a blonde!lol derf

no shit! what's up with that funky hair color? she must be a punk rocker chick. nice rack though [Eek!] [Big Grin]
 
Posts: 1300 | Location: Alaska.USA | Registered: 15 January 2002
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I din't see no hair ... She got hair? [Big Grin] [Smile] [Razz]
 
Posts: 1121 | Location: Florence, MT USA | Registered: 30 April 2002
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Just bought them?? UH Pecos,you do realize thats just a cartoon,right??? Maybe you been batching too long!LOL derf
 
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